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On Your Own Ladies

Sorry Ladies. I talked to your man. He said you're on your own for Valentines




Sadly this is totally true. Not even a little bit in jest.

Just before Christmas there was a really good sale for Origami Owl, the best customized locket system you can get. It was an amazing deal, actually a bit better than a BOGO offer. I messaged 40 of my own personal friends on Facebook who I knew had wives, daughters, and moms, and suggested that they take advantage of the great offer, thinking that I was doing them a favor. I know my wife loves last minute bling gifts. That's saved the day a number of times in my past.

What did I get in return?

Every single reply was something like this:

"My wife doesn't even like or wear jewelry, so don't bother me."

Unfortunately, I have met many of their wives, and know that to be untrue. Be that as it may, women, it's up to you. This level of denial and disdain has given you the freedom to do as you wish. Get yourself one of the most beautiful and meaningful gifts this year.

If you buy from THIS LINK I'll even send you a free mountaineering or fitness paperback, you know, to pay him back for his kind generosity. Even the score a bit.

By January 15, minimum $75 purchase to a USA address, and books from this list:

  • Carstensz, Stone Age to Iron Age
  • Elbrus Race 2013
  • Summit Success: Training for Hiking, Mountaineering, and Peak Bagging
  • My Sweet Infected
  • Finding Time to Train


If you don't want the book, I'll send you a 2 free charms of your choice. Some are in stock here, some I have to order in and might take a couple weeks. Let me know!




Disclaimer: I'm an Origami Owl Independent Designer #13326465, and a self-published author.

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